Short Funny Quotes About Life

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ife is short, SMILE while you still have teeth.

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

 Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll laugh at you.

 Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. - Tori Filler

 Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. - George Bernard Shaw

 On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

 Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.
- Josh Billings

 Last night I dream I was eating a giant marshmallow... When I woke up my pillow was gone.

 Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.
-Yiddish Proverb

 If you can not see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

 I didn't trip I was just testing gravity... yeah well it still works!

 Life is short, so enjoy it to the fullest.
- John Walters

 I feel that life is short, so we should be disciplined, but at the same time we should have a good time.
- Wyclef Jean

 An optimist laughs to forget. A pessimist forgets to laugh.

 Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
- Christopher Isherwood

 I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.

 Time is long but life is short.
- Stevie Wonder

 Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Country people do not behave as if they think life is short; they live on the principle that it is long, and savor variations of the kind best appreciated if most days are the same.
- Edward Hoagland

 Life is short, and it is here to be lived.
- Kate Winslet

 Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
- Lou Erickson

 Is there a meaning to life? Sure, but it probably has something to do with corned beef.

 People always say life is short. I've never been convinced of that - mine seems to have a tendency to go on and on.
- John Malkovich

 I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
- Charles Schulz

. Yes, you can lose somebody overnight, yes, your whole life can be turned upside down. Life is short. It can come and go like a feather in the wind.
- Shania Twain

 Life is short and we have never too much time for gladdening the hearts of those who are travelling the dark journey with us. Oh be swift to love, make haste to be kind.
- Henri Frederic Amiel

 Life is short. Ricky and I realize how lucky we were. We want to be together all the time.
- Christie Brinkley

 Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
- Will Rogers quotes

 Life is short. I'm 47 years old. I've got 10 years to go where I can be the best I can be. I want those 10 years to be precious, not like before, cranking two or three movies a year. I've made a ton of movies in my life, but so what?
- Jean Claude Van Damme

 Life is short and progress is slow.
- Gabriel Lippmann

 I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason.
Doug E. Fresh

 Life is short and if you're looking for extension, you had best do well. 'Cause there's good deeds and then there's good intentions. They are as far apart as Heaven and Hell.
- Ben Harper

When I was younger I probably didn't understand something basic about tact, but I think it kept faint-hearted people at arm's distance and that's not such a bad thing, because life is short and I know the kind of people I want to work with.
- Debra Winger

Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain

Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain

Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.
- Michael Caine

I'm not trying to impress you, but I can say "Voldemort" out loud.

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.
- Hermione

Short Funny Quotes About Life

Short Funny Quotes About Life

Short Funny Quotes About Life

Short Funny Quotes About Life

Short Funny Quotes About Life

Short Funny Quotes About Life

Short Funny Quotes About Life

Short Funny Quotes About Life

Short Funny Quotes About Life

Short Funny Quotes About Life

Short Funny Quotes About Life