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I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy. Let's face it, friends make life a lot more fun.

Charles R. Swindoll

Life, Today, Heart

Beauty is only skin deep. If you go after someone just because she's beautiful but don't have anything to talk about, it's going to get boring fast. You want to look beyond the surface and see if you can have fun or if you have anything in common with this person.

Amanda Peet

Beauty, Beautiful, Someone

It's the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they're gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it's my turn to leave.

Tupac Shakur

Life, Game, Win

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

Katharine Hepburn

Rules, Miss, Obey

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

Michael Jordan

Game, Enjoy

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

Dr. Seuss

Good, Today, Tomorrow

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

Mitch Hedberg

Mad, Late, Front

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

Dale Carnegie

Succeed, Unless, Rarely

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

Walt Disney

Impossible

It's not to much fun to know yourself too well or think you do - everyone needs a little conceit to carry them through & past the falls.

Marilyn Monroe

Yourself, Past, Everyone

In any investment, you expect to have fun and make money.

Michael Jordan

Money, Expect, Investment

I want people to understand, gambling is not a bad thing if you do it within the framework of what it's meant to be, which is fun and entertaining.

Michael Jordan

Bad, Understand, Within

I've realized that being happy is a choice. You never want to rub anybody the wrong way or not be fun to be around, but you have to be happy. When I get logical and I don't trust my instincts - Thats when I get in trouble.

Angelina Jolie

Trust, Happy, Wrong

Fun is good.

Dr. Seuss

Good

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun.

Thomas A. Edison

Life, Work

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

Steve Jobs

Trying, Customers, Products

A business has to be involving, it has to be fun, and it has to exercise your creative instincts.

Richard Branson

Business, Creative, Exercise

All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough.

Angelina Jolie

Women, Cool, Sexy

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

Tim Allen

Friendship, Humor, Best

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.

Christopher Parker

Until, Credit, Card

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.

Erica Jong

Jealousy

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

Robert A. Heinlein

Become, Stop, Pessimist

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows.

Jimi Hendrix

Rock, Empty, Filling

I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun.

Katharine Hepburn

Lose, Fact, Sight

You can never control who you fall in love with, even when you're in the most sad, confused time of your life. You don't fall in love with people because they're fun. It just happens.

Kirsten Dunst

Life, Love, Time

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's were the fun is.

Donald Trump

Future, Past, Try

I would describe myself as emotional and highly strung. If something upsets me, it really upsets me. If something makes me angry, I get really angry. But it's all very upfront. I can't hide it. I'm also loyal and I hope I'm fun.

Nicole Kidman

Hope, Angry, Emotional

It is fun to be in the same decade with you.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Same, Decade

If you knew that your life was merely a phase or short, short segment of your entire existence, how would you live? Knowing nothing 'real' was at risk, what would you do? You'd live a gigantic, bold, fun, dazzling life. You know you would. That's what the ghosts want us to do - all the exciting things they no longer can.

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