Wednesday, 24 July 2013

Famous life Quotes

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Death and taxes and childbirth. There's never any convenient time for any of them.
Margaret Mitchell

The first hundred years are the hardest.
William Mizner

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Brendan Gill

Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect.
Chief Seattle

The real malady is fear of life, not of death.
Naguib Mahfouz

Beginnings are often scary, endings are often sad, but it's the middle that counts. You should remember that when you find yourself at the beginning.
Steven Rogers

Sound, sound the clarion, fill the fife! Throughout the sensual world proclaim, One crowded hour of glorious life Is worth an age without a name.
Thomas Osbert Mordaunt

With aching hands and bleeding feet We dig and heap, lay stone on stone; We bear the burden and the heat Of the long day, and wish 'twere done. Not till the hours of light return All we have built as we discern.
Matthew Arnold

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel.
Malcom Muggeridge

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Christopher Morley

We are the voices of the wandering wind, Which moan for rest and rest can never find; Lo! as the wind is so is mortal life, A moan, a sigh, a sob, a storm, a strife.
Edwin Arnold

A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation.
Donald Trump

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
Alfred Hitchcock

This strange disease of modern life, With its sick hurry, its divided aims.
Matthew Arnold

The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
Dick Werthimer

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.
Edna St. Vincent Millay

Life is just one damned thing after another.
Elbert Hubbard

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.
Edna St Vincent Millay

The life that conquers is the life that moves with a steady resolution and persistence toward a predetermined goal. Those who succeed are those who have thoroughly learned the immense importance of plan in life, and the tragic brevity of time.
W.J. Davison

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Fran Lebowitz

Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
Henry J. Tillman

The Answer to the Great Question Of . . . Life, the Universe and Everything . . . [is] Forty-two.
Douglas Adams

Ofttimes the test of courage becomes rather to live than to die.
Vittorio Alfieri

We are here on earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I do not know.
Matthew Arnold

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Isaac Asimov

Life is a long lesson in humility.
James M. Barrie

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
John Lennon

The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold them in the right scale of values.
Norman Thomas

Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
Oscar Wilde

Start living now. Stop saving the good china for that special occasion. Stop withholding your love until that special person materializes. Every day you are alive is a special occasion. Every minute, every breath, is a gift from God.
Mary Manin Morrissey

You've got to sing like you don't need the money, love like you'll never get hurt. You've got to dance like no one is watching. It's gotta come from the heart, if you want it to work.
Susannah Clark

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Hans Christian Andersen

Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Peter De Vries

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
R. D. Laing

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Robert Heinlein

Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.
Wally 'Famous' Amos

Life is an uncharted ocean. The cautious mariner must needs take Many soundings ere he conduct his barque to port in safety.
Author Unknown

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.
Diane Ackerman

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
William Goldman

Live fast, die young, leave a good-looking corpse.
Author Unknown

Life's but a span, or a tale, or a word, That in a trice, or suddaine, is rehearsed.
Author Unknown

Life is just a bowl of pits.
Rodney Dangerfield

Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
Samuel Butler

If you will do some deed before you die, Remember not this caravan of death, But have belief that every little breath Will stay with you for an eternity.
Author Unknown

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
Sir Winston Churchill

I know not if the dark or bright Shall be by lot; If that wherein my hopes delight Be best or not.
Henry Alford

The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring.
Oscar Wilde

They live that they may eat, but he himself [Socrates] eats that he may live.
Matthew Arnold

Let us live then, and be glad While young life's before us After youthful pastime had, After old age had and sad, Earth will slumber over us.
Author Unknown

Simplicity, clarity, singleness: these are the attributes that give our lives power and vividness and joy.
Richard Halloway

Life, which all creatures love and strive to keep Wonderful, dear and pleasant unto each, Even to the meanest; yea, a boon to all Where pity is, for pity makes the world Soft to the weak and noble for the strong.
Edwin Arnold

Every man's life is a fairy-tale written by God's fingers.
Hans Christian Andersen

The unexamined life is not worth living.

Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.
Thornton Wilder

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Truman Capote

We come and we cry, and that is life; we yawn and we depart, and that is death!
Ausone de Chancel

There is a cropping-time in the races of men, as in the fruits of the field; and sometimes, if the stock be good, there springs up for a time a succession of splendid men; and then comes a period of barrenness.

Saw life steadily and saw it whole.
Matthew Arnold

If you are not the lead sled dog, the world looks pretty much the same every day.

As a mortal, thou must nourish each of two forebodings--that tomorrow's sunlight will be the last that thou shalt see; and that for fifty years wilt live out thy life in ample wealth.
Ausone de Chancel

The World's a bubble, and the Life of Man less than a span: In his conception wretched, from the womb so to the tomb. Curst from his cradle, and brought up to years with cares and fears. Who then to frail mortality shall trust, But limns the water, or but writes in dust.
Francis Bacon

Life is just part of the big picture.
Alyson Goff

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
Hans Christian Andersen

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Matthew Arnold

And by a prudent flight and cunning save A life which valour could not, from the grave. A better buckler I can soon regain, But who can get another life again?

“If you don’t build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs.”

Dhirubhai Ambani

“The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself.”

Mark Caine

“People who succeed have momentum. The more they succeed, the more they want to succeed, and the more they find a way to succeed. Similarly, when someone is failing, the tendency is to get on a downward spiral that can even become a self-fulfilling prophecy.”

Tony Robbins

“When I dare to be powerful – to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid.”

Audre Lorde

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”

Mark Twain

“Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.”

Eleanor Roosevelt

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”

Thomas A. Edison

“If you don’t value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know & start charging for it.”

Kim Garst
 ”A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.”

David Brinkley

 “Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”

Steve Jobs

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”

Eleanor Roosevelt

 “Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.”

Roger Babson
 “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”

Mahatma Gandhi

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.”

Mark Twain

“The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will.”

Vince Lombardi

“Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this & adopt this definition, success is yours.”

Kelly Kim

“I used to want the words ‘She tried’ on my tombstone. Now I want ‘She did it.’”

Katherine Dunham

 “Really it comes down to your philosophy. Do you want to play it safe and be good or do you want to take a chance and be great?”

Jimmy J
 “It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”

J. K Rowling

“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”

Albert Einstein

“Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.”

Harriet Tubman

“The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus.”

Bruce Lee

“Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life – think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success.”

Swami Vivekananda

“Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.”

Dale Carnegie

“If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.”

Jim Rohn

“The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.”

Ayn Rand

“If you genuinely want something, don’t wait for it – teach yourself to be impatient.”

Gurbaksh Chahal

“Don’t let the fear of losing be greater than the excitement of winning.”

Robert Kiyosaki

“If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you!”

T. Harv Eke
 “You can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something – your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life.”

Steve Jobs

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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
Helen Keller
Best, Beautiful, Heart  Quote
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
Aristotle Onassis
Focus, Light, Moments  Quote
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
Robert Louis Stevenson
Judge, Reap, Plant  Quote
Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain.
Joseph Campbell
Pain, Joy, Place  Quote
Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.
Bill Copeland
Try, Turtle, Ease
I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
Audrey Hepburn
Best, Happy, Strong

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Health, Best, Greatest  Quote
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.
Martin Luther
Tomorrow, Knew, Tree  Quote
Hope is a waking dream.
Hope, Dream, Waking
Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present.
Jim Rohn
Happiness, Future, Design
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
Audrey Hepburn
Impossible, Word, Possible
I hated every minute of training, but I said, 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.'
Muhammad Ali
Life, Live, Training  Quote
I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart.
Pope John XXIII
Heart, Eyes, Put
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
Life, Happiness, Single
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
Michael Jordan
Change, Others, Negative
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.
Nido Qubein
Start, Present, Determine
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him.
Jim Elliot
God, Best, Him  Quote
What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality.
Change, Reality, Achieve
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
Norman Vincent Peale
Change, Thoughts  Quote
Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul.
Happiness, Soul, Gold
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
Theodore Roosevelt
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The glow of one warm thought is to me worth more than money.
Thomas Jefferson
Money, Thought, Worth
We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.
Ronald Reagan
Help, Someone, Everyone
Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.
Rabindranath Tagore
Life, Rain, Storm  Quote
Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul.
Thomas Merton
Life, Soul,
Health is the greatest possession. Contentment is the greatest treasure. Confidence is the greatest friend. Non-being is the greatest joy.
Lao Tzu
Health, Greatest, Confidence
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Jimmy Dean
Change, Wind, Direction  Quote
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
Swami Sivananda
Success, Mind, Heart
Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.
Warren Buffett
Time, Today, Long
I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best.
Benjamin Disraeli
Best, Hope, Worst
The fact that I can plant a seed and it becomes a flower, share a bit of knowledge and it becomes another's, smile at someone and receive a smile in return, are to me continual spiritual exercises.
Leo Buscaglia
Smile, Knowledge, Spiritual
In a gentle way, you can shake the world.
Mahatma Gandhi
Gentle, Shake
Be faithful to that which exists within yourself.
Andre Gide
Yourself, Faithful, Within  Quote
It is always the simple that produces the marvelous.
Amelia Barr
Simple, Marvelous, Produces  Quote
Enthusiasm moves the world.
Arthur Balfour
Enthusiasm, Moves
Whoever is happy will make others happy too.
Anne Frank
Happy, Others, Whoever
Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements.
Napoleon Hill
Dreams, Children, Soul
I believe that one defines oneself by reinvention. To not be like your parents. To not be like your friends. To be yourself. To cut yourself out of stone.
Henry Rollins
Yourself, Parents, Friends
The best way out is always through.
Robert Frost
You change your life by changing your heart.
Max Lucado
Life, Change, Heart
Once I knew only darkness and stillness... my life was without past or future... but a little word from the fingers of another fell into my hand that clutched at emptiness, and my heart leaped to the rapture of living.
Helen Keller
Life, Future, Heart
You are always free to change your mind and choose a different future, or a different past.
Richard Bach
Change, Future, Mind
Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel only to truth, follow only beauty, and obey only love.
Khalil Gibran
Love, Beauty, Truth  Quote
Thought is the wind, knowledge the sail, and mankind the vessel.
Augustus Hare
Knowledge, Thought, Wind
Don't let the fear of striking out hold you back.
Babe Ruth
Fear, Hold, Striking
God sleeps in the minerals, awakens in plants, walks in animals, and thinks in man.
Arthur Young
God, Thinks, Plants
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
Edith Wharton
Two, Light, Mirror
A place for everything, everything in its place.
Benjamin Franklin
Don't limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do. You can go as far as your mind lets you. What you believe, remember, you can achieve.
Mary Kay Ash
Yourself, Mind, Remember
Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven.
Henry Ward Beecher

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Monday, 22 July 2013

Life Quotes and Sayings

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“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”― Dr. Seuss

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”― William W. Purkey

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”― Oscar Wilde

“Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is life, fight for it.” ― Mother Teresa

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”― Dr. Seuss

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”― Albert Einstein

“If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.”― Lewis Carroll

“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”― George Bernard Shaw

“Where there is love there is life.”― Mahatma Gandhi

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away
“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
― Dr. Seuss
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Seuss
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”  ― Mae West
“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”― Robert Frost
When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.- Alexander Graham Bell
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile
Life is like the ocean. It can be calm and still or rough and rigid but in the end, it is always beautiful.
Sometimes life just seems like chapters. Some good, some bad, but all come together to create the story of our lives.
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don’t even deserve to be an issue in your life.
People change, love hurts, friends leave, things go wrong but just remember that life goes on.
Life isn’t always sunshine and butterflies. Sometimes you got to learn to smile through the pain.
You can’t live a positive life with a negative mind.
Don’t compare your life to others, You have no idea what their journey is about.
 “Life is not measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
“Believe in yourselves. Dream. Try. Do good.”
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
“Life is a game. In order to have a game, something has to be more important than something else. If what already is, is more important than what isn’t, the game is over. So, life is a game in which what isn’t, is more important than what is. Let the good times roll.”
In dwelling, live close to the ground.
In thinking, keep to the simple.
In conflict, be fair and generous.
In governing, don’t try to control.
In work, do what you enjoy.
In family life, be completely present.
Life is like a book. Some chapters are sad, some happy and some very exciting. But if you never turn the page, you will never know what the next chapter holds.
Life is the most difficult exam. Many people fail because they try to copy others, not realizing that everyone has a different question paper.
Whatever makes you feel bad, leave it. Whatever makes you smile, keep it.
Life is not meant to be easy, it’s meant to be lived. Sometimes happy, other times rough… but with every up and down you learn lessons that make you strong
Life is short. Don’t waste it being angry or sad. Be happy and enjoy the time you spend with your loves ones.

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Sunday, 21 July 2013

Funny Life Suck Quotes

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NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means neve
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.  \
Take it easy, give it hard.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.  
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.  
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.  
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
Everybody is a student for life.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Procrastination is like're only screwing yourself.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Regret lasts longer than fear.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.

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Friday, 19 July 2013

Short Funny Quotes About Life

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ife is short, SMILE while you still have teeth.

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

 Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll laugh at you.

 Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. - Tori Filler

 Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. - George Bernard Shaw

 On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

 Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.
- Josh Billings

 Last night I dream I was eating a giant marshmallow... When I woke up my pillow was gone.

 Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.
-Yiddish Proverb

 If you can not see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

 I didn't trip I was just testing gravity... yeah well it still works!

 Life is short, so enjoy it to the fullest.
- John Walters

 I feel that life is short, so we should be disciplined, but at the same time we should have a good time.
- Wyclef Jean

 An optimist laughs to forget. A pessimist forgets to laugh.

 Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
- Christopher Isherwood

 I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.

 Time is long but life is short.
- Stevie Wonder

 Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Country people do not behave as if they think life is short; they live on the principle that it is long, and savor variations of the kind best appreciated if most days are the same.
- Edward Hoagland

 Life is short, and it is here to be lived.
- Kate Winslet

 Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
- Lou Erickson

 Is there a meaning to life? Sure, but it probably has something to do with corned beef.

 People always say life is short. I've never been convinced of that - mine seems to have a tendency to go on and on.
- John Malkovich

 I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
- Charles Schulz

. Yes, you can lose somebody overnight, yes, your whole life can be turned upside down. Life is short. It can come and go like a feather in the wind.
- Shania Twain

 Life is short and we have never too much time for gladdening the hearts of those who are travelling the dark journey with us. Oh be swift to love, make haste to be kind.
- Henri Frederic Amiel

 Life is short. Ricky and I realize how lucky we were. We want to be together all the time.
- Christie Brinkley

 Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
- Will Rogers quotes

 Life is short. I'm 47 years old. I've got 10 years to go where I can be the best I can be. I want those 10 years to be precious, not like before, cranking two or three movies a year. I've made a ton of movies in my life, but so what?
- Jean Claude Van Damme

 Life is short and progress is slow.
- Gabriel Lippmann

 I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason.
Doug E. Fresh

 Life is short and if you're looking for extension, you had best do well. 'Cause there's good deeds and then there's good intentions. They are as far apart as Heaven and Hell.
- Ben Harper

When I was younger I probably didn't understand something basic about tact, but I think it kept faint-hearted people at arm's distance and that's not such a bad thing, because life is short and I know the kind of people I want to work with.
- Debra Winger

Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain

Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain

Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.
- Michael Caine

I'm not trying to impress you, but I can say "Voldemort" out loud.

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.
- Hermione

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